tastefullyoffensive:

[kelsasaurusrex]
omuraisuu:

shy penis 

omuraisuu:

shy penis 

(via starkstrider)

wishbow:

Ghostbusters x-cop toy for patrickfedo's Ghostbusters Collab. I had to jump in on this because I played with all those toys endlessly. The pieces of plastic coming off the proton pack figures was a lot of fun to chew on, btw.

wishbow:

Ghostbusters x-cop toy for patrickfedo's Ghostbusters Collab. I had to jump in on this because I played with all those toys endlessly. The pieces of plastic coming off the proton pack figures was a lot of fun to chew on, btw.

5ft1:

giving head to a guy you actually like is such a joy, seriously

it’s like “thank you for making me laugh, i hope you like your tip at the back of my throat” 

(via illumahottie)

(Source: silkthighs, via lotsalipstick)

vrumblr:

daigonite:

ecto-plasm:

deathisabitch:

elyel:

Lets clear this out! 

Yes, we are the couple from the cat pic, but that story is fake! we didnt wrote it!
Fortunately the real story is much more happy. Thats why we decided to upload a photo from our families together, our parents and our sisters! We have supportive families that love us and acept us. Is important to us that you share the real story behind this photo because is much more powerful and positive the true story, and we like to spred the positive message that everything always turn out just fine! you dont have to hide this from your family, they just need time to understand. The soon you tell them the soon you stop suffering and the aceptation process begin. 
Love to all of our followers and please share the real story and the positive message that we want to spred!
ElYEl


Aclaremos esto! 

Si! Somos nosotros los de la foto del gato pero esa historia no es real, nosotros no la escribimos!
Afortunadamente la historia real es mucho mas feliz. Es por eso que decidimos subir esta foto de nuestras familias juntos, nuestros padres y hermanas. Tenemos familias que nos apoyan y nos aceptan. Es importante para nosotros que compartas la historia real detrás de esa foto porque es mucho mas poderosa y positiva que la falsa, y queremos esparcir el mensaje positivo de que todo siempre termina saliendo bien! No tenes q esconderles esto a tu familia, ellos solo necesitan tiempo para entenderlo. Mientras mas rápido se los digas mas rápido vas a dejar de sufrir y el proceso de aceptación va a comenzar mas rápido. 
Cariños a todos nuestros seguidores y por favor compartan la historia real y el mensaje positivo que queremos esparcir!
ElyEl

SIGNAL BOOST

WOW. Just wow. I am so sorry tumblr is doing that to you and your families.

tumblr.jpg everyone

They are so cute.

(via robotsandfrippary)

feministdisney:


fatgirlscanrockit:

thisisthinprivilege:

writeswrongs:

satelliteshowers:

fattyforever:

curvily:

How often have you been shopping and you come across something that is just PERFECT, but does not go up to your size? Over 60% of American women wear a size 14 or above, but only 17% of clothing sold is 14 & up. That is a ridiculous disparity.
Moreover, when some brands move into plus (ahem H&M), they throw their signature trendy looks by the wayside in favor of flowy dark fabrics that they think “work” for plus sizes. That is crap. Plus size women want color, print, and structure. Moreover, we want variety. A group this numerous cannot be a monolith, and since style is such a personal thing, we all have different tastes. I want #plussizeplease to be a way to showcase the demand for styles we’d buy and rock, and all the money brands are forfeiting by refusing to expand their sizes.
So here’s how to use it:
1) Snap a picture of a garment you love but does not come in your size. Include the brand and price, tagging the company if possible. For example, I am in love with this Zara marble print dress. I would have purchased it yesterday if it went above a size L. My tweet would be:
“.@Zara marble print sheath, $59. I’d buy it right now if it came in my size. #plussizeplease”
2) Use it on any social media – Twitter, Instagram, Tumblr, Pinterest… even Facebook supports hashtags now.
3) Tag anything you’d purchase, whether in store or online.
4) Feel free to include the size range it comes in and/or the size you think you’d need. Sizing can be tricky, so this is definitely not required.
5) Tell your friends! I don’t just want this to be a blogger thing – I want all women who wear size 14 and up to show their purchasing power and share styles they love. Let’s be unignorable!

Um, yes. I will be doing this.

Yes. I support this movement

watch me be loud as hell

Activism! #plussizeplease

Oh i WILL be doing this.

I LOVE and support this idea so much.

feministdisney:

fatgirlscanrockit:

thisisthinprivilege:

writeswrongs:

satelliteshowers:

fattyforever:

curvily:

How often have you been shopping and you come across something that is just PERFECT, but does not go up to your size? Over 60% of American women wear a size 14 or above, but only 17% of clothing sold is 14 & up. That is a ridiculous disparity.

Moreover, when some brands move into plus (ahem H&M), they throw their signature trendy looks by the wayside in favor of flowy dark fabrics that they think “work” for plus sizes. That is crap. Plus size women want color, print, and structure. Moreover, we want variety. A group this numerous cannot be a monolith, and since style is such a personal thing, we all have different tastes. I want #plussizeplease to be a way to showcase the demand for styles we’d buy and rock, and all the money brands are forfeiting by refusing to expand their sizes.

So here’s how to use it:

1) Snap a picture of a garment you love but does not come in your size. Include the brand and price, tagging the company if possible. For example, I am in love with this Zara marble print dress. I would have purchased it yesterday if it went above a size L. My tweet would be:

“.@Zara marble print sheath, $59. I’d buy it right now if it came in my size. #plussizeplease”

2) Use it on any social media – Twitter, Instagram, Tumblr, Pinterest… even Facebook supports hashtags now.

3) Tag anything you’d purchase, whether in store or online.

4) Feel free to include the size range it comes in and/or the size you think you’d need. Sizing can be tricky, so this is definitely not required.

5) Tell your friends! I don’t just want this to be a blogger thing – I want all women who wear size 14 and up to show their purchasing power and share styles they love. Let’s be unignorable!

Um, yes. I will be doing this.

Yes. I support this movement

watch me be loud as hell

Activism! #plussizeplease

Oh i WILL be doing this.

I LOVE and support this idea so much.

(via winjennster)

victorialoses100:

⭐Green Bean Fries!⭐
1- Spread out green beans on a pan with foil. No need to spray first.
2- Use as little olive oil as possible. You need much less than you think. & always measure it! You’ll use way more than you need to if you try to do it without a measuring spoon. I only used 1 tsp which is 1/3 a tbsp. A tbsp that is 120 calories for a full serving so I definitely saved myself some calories from oil.
3- Drizzle oil over the green beans evenly. After you finish doing that, use your hands to spread the oil all over the bean. I pick up small bunches & rub them together.
4- Measure out parmesan & sprinkle evenly. You can use your fingers to rub it around a little but it’s best to just aim well when sprinkling.
5- For even distribution, put pepper in hand first and then spread pinches of spices as desired. I used just pepper but you can mix it up!
🍴Bake & enjoy plain or with your favorite dipping sauce!

victorialoses100:

Green Bean Fries!⭐

1- Spread out green beans on a pan with foil. No need to spray first.

2- Use as little olive oil as possible. You need much less than you think. & always measure it! You’ll use way more than you need to if you try to do it without a measuring spoon. I only used 1 tsp which is 1/3 a tbsp. A tbsp that is 120 calories for a full serving so I definitely saved myself some calories from oil.

3- Drizzle oil over the green beans evenly. After you finish doing that, use your hands to spread the oil all over the bean. I pick up small bunches & rub them together.

4- Measure out parmesan & sprinkle evenly. You can use your fingers to rub it around a little but it’s best to just aim well when sprinkling.

5- For even distribution, put pepper in hand first and then spread pinches of spices as desired. I used just pepper but you can mix it up!

🍴Bake & enjoy plain or with your favorite dipping sauce!

(Source: koopz, via fayedaniels)